Having insufficiently explained herself the first time around, Melissa Joan Hart has signed on to star in a reboot of her early ‘90s Nickelodeon series Clarissa Explains It All. In a Fuller House-esque twist, Hart will reprise her role as Clarissa Darling, but this time around will play the mother of the family. Whether her preteen BFF Sam ended up fathering those children after continuing to climb a ladder into Clarissa’s bedroom window well into late adolescence, as well as what position her smarmy little turd of a younger brother Ferguson currently holds in Trump’s cabinet (Secretary of Commerce, maybe?), is still undetermined.